spoopycreppydove:

Steal Her Look: Dee Reynolds

Ostrich: $10,000

(via medusaandthemirrors)


carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERFect

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griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

(via thefuuuucomics)


burntscones-and-thetardis-in221b:

tylerchokely:

What kind of airline promotes this

THE CENTIPEDE

(via chimaeraundying)


psyducked:

welcome to the happiest place on earth

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twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

(via silentsentinels)



whathappenedtocharlotte:

theshadowsinthesun:

nycworkforce1:

Via mikenudelman:

Dress like a leader.

except FUCK YOU WOMEN CAN WEAR PANTS IF THEY WANT

*You can substitute pants (at the same level of formality/casualness) in any of these situations. 

But this is real good for reference. 

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