fiftyshadesofedits:

THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO. That’s the best thing you can think of to describe something red?!

fiftyshadesofedits:

THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO. That’s the best thing you can think of to describe something red?!

(via williamfbuckleyjr)



Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via poppiefields)

(via chubby-bunnies)



dragondicks:

there’s a prevalent attitude in media that any sexuality other than heterosexuality is more sexual and adult than heterosexuality, which is the norm, the default and “innocent”. It needs to stop immediately

(via holy-sharkfarts-batman)


eah:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(via holy-sharkfarts-batman)


dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
image

(via pie2dface)


dyp100:

-burlesque music plays I take off my shirt, people in fishnet stocking and corsets kicking left and right-

dadada why is summer so hot

(via thecorsetauthority)


apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

(via chimaeraundying)


emo is just an acronym for eat me out